Chat Box


Everything comes down to Sven

You guys remember the poo song right (just scroll down) Well Ness and I couldn't stop thinkin bout sven the other day (as we all know) so we thought we'd make a song about him based on the Poo song (the awesomest song ever)

btw this took me forever, so you better sing to these lyrics.

Ness: You see...
Everything comes down to Sven!
He'll be stuck in your head, till who knows when
Who's the most memorable of all the men? We all know it is Sven!

Frank: Do you want to come to camp? You better state your case
If he doesn't like the look of you, he'll stump you in the face!

Ness: It doesn't really matter if your rich or if you're kool
He'll pack your bags and send you out and tell you you're a fool
Yes!
Everything comes down to Sven!

All: Everything comes down to Sven!

Ness: His ideas for youth camp send us into a frenz!
All across the nation, we trust in his dictation
Everything comes down to Sven!

Frank: If you're feeling down and blue, don't sit and wait for fate
Just think of him and you'll be fine, he'll send you to a trance-like state

Heidi: My cat died
Ness: Think of Sven

Random 2: I failed my exam
Frank: Think of Sven

Random 3: I won the lottery!
Ness: Think of Sven

Random 4: I can't stop thinking about Sven!
Frank: Think of Sven!
Random 4: But I already am...
Ness: Well... you're obviously not doing it enough.

Ness: It may sound nuts, you may say “No!”
Ness and Frank: But if you vote him chairperson, you will have to go!
Because...

All: Everything comes down to Sven!
Frank: He'll make next year's curfew not a minute past ten
Ness and Frank: You better move on over Zef, Em and Pen!
Frank: If you guys object, you'll be sent to the den

All: If he's on your mind, that means you'll soon find
Everything comes down to

Ness: Ren Yen!
Frank: Ben Jen!
Ness: Hen Ken!
Frank: Sen Len?
All: Everything comes down to... SVEN!

11 comments:

michael said...

ingenious...better than anything i couldve come up with =p

Anonymous said...

hahahahhahaha

hahaaha

haha

hah.

Anonymous said...

looool
they shouldve used that in the camp vid

Anonymous said...

lies!

Homes said...

lol sven

ah chief, you're famous!

yeah, should've made that up in time for camp video

my lungs hurt from laughing

i want to be the 'my cat died' person

wait, i dont even have a cat!

Anonymous said...

this. is. the. best. song. ever.

with this ness moves back into the "supposedly my cousin" category after i booted her out into the "disowned as potentially my cousin" category last monday night after bible study.

Anonymous said...

frank, by that and how ness kept making references to you also being her cousin last monday night, that means you also just edge into the "supposedly b's cousin" category as well.

fanny dong said...

YEWWW

Anonymous said...

i thought it was "sock you in the face"... lol.

but really, you can't just make do with singing along... you guys need to see a PERFORMANCE. ;)

Ness said...

Frank made up that song, my input was bout 2 lines long :)

But B's already said were cousins...MWA HA HA

Anonymous said...

ness, u misread... "supposedly my cousin" does not in anyway imply on my behalf that you are my cousin.

pursuant to that, you've been demoted (again).