So i should prolly post bout this stuff before i forget (as in i already have and needed max to remind me what happened)
so a bunch of us went to mickee's house to get into the new craze Wii. we also played with a wide range of other games such as Mah jong and scrabble.
favourites:
Max being so caught up in the Wii world that she tried to pick up the phone by pointing her mobile at it.
Andy: Potatooo..
Simon: Give me my medal back!! I WANT MY MEDAL BACK!! *sprays screen with bullets*
Pen: *drinking Wii*
Everyone: DONTDRINKTOOFAST!
Pen: *splat*
*Wii jumping rope*
Sime: *gets up to jump*
Andy: DON'T JUMP!
Everyone: *thinks* what? why not?
Sime: *hits head on light*
Everyone: ohh thats why.
Kent cheating at a game of marbles with Max.
KC winning at scrabble with "NETS"
Me winning scrabble with "SIX"
Zef losing with "STOPSADUNG"
then the day after i went post-christmas shopping with Max. ahh thank God for sales. and now becuz of that the Crazy-asian-photo-taking-asian has returned. so at first i went to Harvey Norman to scout the place. there i met Terry, the salesman, who made it seem like he could get me a deal if i just asked. i wanted to take up on that offer. so i came back with maxie poo.
ahh yes. maxie poo. the gifted bargainer who has mastered the art in such a short time. she is the shopping buddy every girl should have.
Me: um... Hi terry.. umm.. soo... i went around and... turns out Kmart has 20% off all digital cameras... that makes their canon ixuz70 cheaper than Harvey Norman... so.. umm.. can u help me out please?
Terry: Yeah sure. *walks away to talk to his boss*
Max: umm does that mean he'll match it or beat it?
Me: i dunno...
Max: *sigh*
Terry: *comes back* ok we can't beat the price cuz its lower than our selling price.
Max: Listen. if you can't beat the price then u gotta give us a deal with the memory card.
1gb normal card = 29.95
1 gb super card = 49.95
2gb normal card = 49.95
Terry: ok how bout i give u a faster card for the price of a normal card.
Me: as in... you can take faster still photos?
Terry: yeah
Max: what the hec do u need that for? if ur gunna take fast photos, wouldnt u just film it? ok. give us the 2G memory card for 25.
Terry: *makes strangling motion* i'll go ask.
Me: Poor guy.
Max: *thinks* Frances-easily ripped off.
Terry: ok... i can give u the camera for $282 and the memory card for $25.
Max: what can u do with the warranty?
Me: i dunno how u do that..
Max is at a higher level of asianness than me. I just want the bargains. Max has the true shamelessness of an asian to go out and get them. well done max. nice doing business with u. or rather.. sitting on the sidelines and twiddling my thumbs while u screw Harvey Norman's sales.
Terry: *types my phone number in the computer* Frances is it?
Me: Yeah thats me.
Terry: it says here u've screwed us over before.
Max: LOL! they have a record of you.
btw now that ive got a new camera... expect to see alot more vids on youtube :P
Wii time is quality time
Posted by fanny dong at 12:35 AM
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