ok so it's been a while since i blogged anything. so here it is. today i went to meet up with Gloria (my little primary skool bestie).
awwwww its always good to bum around the city with an old friend :)
and we went window shoppin (aka shoppin-for-the-broke-students-who-get-four-hours-a-week-at-povey-crazy-clarks *sigh* the story of my life).
we came across a bunch of asian tourists being lead around the city by a guide. typical... short pants, cap, sneakers and huuuuge backpack. sooo kool it hurts.
so i wanted to join in. we took a few photos with random things we found.
i saw this chick on a sale sign. my gosh she looks bout ready to jump off a cliff to end her misery.
what's that over there? a sale? why? *gets on hands and knees* WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?
man.. when the emo epidemic has reached the girly shoppin community... u know its gone waaaaay too far ppl.
glors got a bit of tourist action too.
Glors: It's like an eclipse!!
Me: No, it's not.
Glors: oh yeah... it's like an anti-eclipse!!
if u kinda squint a little... its like shes posing with a comet thats heading towards earth and about to end life as we know it.
if u squinted at the screen... bahahahaahahahahhahahahahah ahh. anyways!
we also walked past this guy who was tryin to convince us to be greenies. once i made eye contact, i knew it was all over.
Greenie dude: Hey would u be interested in our environmental..
Me: (NOOOO PLEASE NOOOO) ah no thanx :) *keeps walking*
Glors: *stops right in front of him to say hi to a friend*
Me: (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
Greenie dude: Well now i can talk to u :D
Me: *dies a little inside*
Greenie dude: So ah where u from?
Me: ... Brisbane?
Greenie dude: lol no i mean where are u originally from? like korea?
Me: ... Melbourne?
Greenie dude: oh... multiculturalism all the way!
ok STRIKE ONE greenie dude... if ur tryin to get money from ppl... dont assume every asian is a fob.
then he starts goin on bout cutting down trees and the debate bout carbon.
STRIKE TWO MR. don't assume every teen understands chemistry.
then he started gettin really passionate and swore during his speech. STRIKE THREE! dude, dont think that swearing bout carbon to an australian-asian is gunna get empathy. man i think he would have done alot better if he just showed me a picture of a baby tree with puppy dog eyes being murdered by the evil paper-making-company Reflex... then asked me for change.
but he seemed like a nice guy :)
met up with maxie poo too so its been an awesome day today :)
k im done.
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Posted by fanny dong at 12:25 AM
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wow... about the greenie thing... you are evil dude... the puppies... think of the puppies!
you never...ever make eye contact with a greenie. instead, you walk with your head faced towards the ground like an emo does and they usually leave you alone...
but he disguised himself as a random!!! he just kinda sat there casually and then *pop* he pulls his huge ass folder from places i dun wanna know bout.
Yeah, come say hi whenever you're in the city coz I'll probably be on counter. I must be the complete opposite of you or something, I get ALL the hours that you don't! Hahaha... :-P
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