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Living at Ness'
So I survived 3 days of semi-independence at Ness' house (semi meaning Viv was there). actually... we weren't that independent, mum invited herself over to drop off food and Ness' uncle did the same (i think theyre tryin to send a message here). but regardless, we managed to stay alive.
things got a bit shaky when we had to go shopping for groceries though. it consisted of me and ness standing alone in the fruit aisle, crying cuz we had no clue what to do.
Ness: Is this ripe?
Frank: Dunno.
Ness: *Sobs*
Frank: Hurry up and pick ur fruit.
Candy Section
Ness: Should we get KitKat or Cadbury
Frank: I don't eat alot of chocolate
Ness: *cries*
Frank: Hurry up and pick ur chocolate.
Chip Aisle
Frank: I know exactly what im getting.... TOOOOBS
*Looks for Toobs*
Frank: YAY! on special!
Ness: *cries in aisle*
Frank: ... lets get out of here.
Ness: I can't remember what i had to get...
Frank: Look at ur list.
*Pulls out list*
- Fruit
- Chocolate
- Dog food
Frank: ... u can't remember three things?
And then we had to go look for a movie at Blockbuster cuz i was dying from study-boredom-syndrome (who am i kidding, it was cheap tuesday)
New Release section
Ness: You pick the movie this time, i always pick.
Frank: Ok.
Ness: *picks up a dvd*... can we watch this one?
Comedy Section
Ness: WHY DON'T THEY HAVE FUNNY MOVIES ANYMORE??
Frank: dunno.
Ness: *cries in comedy section*
Frank: Hurry up and pick ur movie.
Counter
Ness: Excuse me, i'm looking for this dance movie... its about this guy... and he dances... and he joins a group.. and they dance together... and then they win a competition.
Blockbuster dude: umm... yeah.. u just described every dance movie in existance
Frank: is there like... a Dance Section?
Blockbuster dude: umm.. no... there's like a total of three dance movies.
Watching 'Stomp the yard'
Ness: Man! this is so lame!
Frank: I KNOW!!
Ness: ... i love it.
So after all that fun at the Tay residence, i came back to the Dong residence to be greeted by a familiar friend...
ever since my dad made salty duck and got a compliment from Emily's grandma, he's been making it over and over ever since... and this is what i wake up to see in the kitchen while fixing some cereal..
even worse when i get up in the middle of the nite for a drink of water, stumble in the darkness and see this little naked alien in the kitchen
anyways back to study *sobs*
Pre-Concert Vids
random vids from preparing for the concert, if u guys have footage of the actual performances by all means put them up :P
Ness and Max's actions
White King loves the camera
Zef and Kc lifting
My favourite preview vid - Clap ya hands
Atan's request - Everything
I'm not cryin
I couldnt resist.. i just love this song so much
So, you're leaving, aren't you'
I knew it when you said just then when you told me you were leaving
That's when I definitely knew
But if you're trying to break my heart
Your plan is flawed from the start
You can't break my heart, it's liquid
It melted when I met you
And as you turn around to leave
Don't' turn back to me
Don't turn around and see if I'm crying
I'm not crying
I'm not crying
It's just been raining
on my face
And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks
Please. Pleasee, don't tell my mates
I'm not crying
No, I'm not crying
And if I am crying
It's not because of you
It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine who you don't know who is dying
That's right, dying
These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me
I've just been cutting onions
I'm making a lasagna
For one
Oh, I'm not crying
No
There's just a little bit of dust in my eye
That's from the path that you made when you said your goodbye
I'm not weeping because you won't be here to hold my hand
For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland
I'm not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
They've been looking around
They're like searching for you
They've been looking for you
Even though I told them not to
These aren't tears of sadness
They're tears of joy
I'm just laughing
Ha ha ha-ha ha
I'm sitting at this table called love
Staring down at the irony of life
How come we've reached this fork in the road
And yet it cuts like a knife'
I'm not crying
I'm not crying
I'm not cry-y-y-y-
-y-y-y-y-ing
Youth Fundraising Concert Promo 2008
my favourite photos
k these arent actually my favourite but they make me laugh.
Chris verses...
Sime
The Who Can Open Their Mouth The Widest Competition
Contestant 1 - Mickee
Contestant 2 - Bui
Contestant 3 - B
and the winner is.....
Aunty Siew (bottom right)
but i was close.
Timmy's circle of life
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My Steering Wheel Cover
Ok so im finally starting to drive. and ive been wanting to get a new wheel cover cuz the old was could potentially cause my hands to bleed *everyone imagines wheel cover made from rusty nails... sold in springwood* so my daddy dearest bought a new one! totally unaware, i got into the car, started the engine, put my hands on the wheel and WOAHHH.. the thing is chuckier than a pro wrestlers biceps. its like made out of foam sausages or sumfin... and to top it off.. it has "HOT STUFF" written on the top.
but it wasnt until weeeeks later that i realised the full purpose of this amazing wheel cover.
Sheer embarrassment.
but i love my daddy lol
Friends - Elevate 08
Friends - Bloopers
Friends - Behind the scenes
And Your Love is Beautiful on Ness' camera
Elevate...Man
OK... let's try this again! With the creation of Viv... introducing Elevate-man!! By day he's in an elevator! By nite he's still in the elevator!! except he'll keep trying to go up until he reaches high heaven!
Elevate '08... are you ready?
Emmanuel
I loved this performance... but i didnt have a camera for the actual performance so all i got is the practice. its still good its still good.
Asian boy bands are so much kool
this is the asian version of a song i keep hearing on the radio "love is all around".
omgsh.................. if all goes well in my life.. i will marry one of these guys :P
Singing Tips
Step One: Lift one hand to one's ear and lightly cover one's ear to block the sound of one's ear.
Step Two: Using one's blocked ear, one must listen and pitch one's voice to the music.
Step Three: With the free hand, hold one's microphone at a comfortable distance, adjust the distance to suit the level of one's screaming.
Step Four: Close one's eyes, scrunch one's eyes when singing high notes.
Step Five: Make seemingly awkward facial expressions to ephasise the lyrics of the song.
Textbook Examples... 
The Hawaii Chair
"if u can sit, u can get fit... the Hawaii Chair."
well im awesome at sitting. iiiii-ma-getting one of these...
EMP Calendar for 2008
hey ladies...... so we've always talked bout this happening but finally... here it is... a breathtaking, heart stopping collection of Calendar shots of the EMP MYF boys.
Introducing........ Mr. January. He's all bout the summer love with his sun smart hat and water safe jacket. 
Mr. February... it's Valentine's day and Dr. LURRVEE is in the house. 
"Wish you were here" says Mr. March, as he watches the glittering sea disappearing off into the distance.
He's all bout sitting back and relaxing... Mr. April enjoying the Autumn air.
Mr. May is THE SNAG... Sensitive New Age Guy... ladies, he listens.
Mr. June has got the moody deep thinker look goin on.... so mysterious..
woooohooo a little too much leg for my liking but Mr. July will keep u warm in the winter.
Mr. August likes to sleep in on winter mornings... but who wouldnt want to when they sleep like an angel.
He'll lighten up your day with laugh-galore, Mr. september.
Mr. October is thinking of you.
Mr. November knows how to look cruisey... even if it is on uncomfortable church chairs.
mmmmhhhhmmmmm December shot u get the lot... there u have it... a whole year of EMP lol
Camp Tshirts
hey everyone! ok so i got a fashion crisis :P not really. i just wanna know what u guys think of the camp tshirt im working on for this year. could u guys look at the different options and comment on which one u prefer and if dont like any maybe give suggestions?
thanx guys!
Option 1 - front
Option 1 - Back
Option 2
Option 3
Option 4
Option Random
The Chop
so i did it. i got me a haircut. and this time u can tell.
i went to the hairdressers.. sat down... and the hair dresser asked me if i spoke chinese. i said im really bad at it. so she continues to speak to me in chinese. *yeah.. i don't mind if u can't understand me*
so she asked me what i wanted and so i told her.
Me: ummm i wanna get my hair cut to just above my shoulders.
Hairdresser: (in chinese) yeah... no u don't. that's too short for you... you want something longer.
Me: umm but... i've always had long hair... like my hair is always the same... and my friends told me i should get it cut short.. and so... thats why im here *nervous laugh*
Hairdresser: but you'll have to maintain it... ur hair wont flick and curl.. short hair is hard to maintain.
Me: yeah that's fine.
Hairdresser: ok so you want it longer.
Me: *whhhhhhhhaaaaattttt*
why do hairdressers always insist on telling how i do and dont want my hair. one time a hairdresser told me not to get a side part cuz my hair line wont let it happen. LIES ive had a side part for years now.
u guys know im not good at standing my ground with these ppl... but i really had to make a slow creep to get my foot in the door.
i... have.. long hair.
i have always had long hair..
i would like to have short hair...
to get short hair i need to have it cut
please, please cut my hair..
so she started to work on my hair. after two minutes..
Me: ahh could i get it cut a bit shorter?
Hairdresser: *picks up peice of hair to show me she cut a whopping 2cms off*
Me: yeah.... i thought thats more like a trim...sorry i was umm hopin to get a haircut?
Another hairdresser: that is a haircut... haircut is at least 2cms
suddenly i'm in a class for HaircutDefinitions101
but in the end... i got my hair cut and it is short. and guess what.. it flicks and curls by itself. hairdresser's don't even know my hair :P
btw im not gunna send the photo to the hairdressers to prove them wrong, i mean... i wouldnt stoop THAT low... *seals envelope*
Boy bands are kool..
it was this song that convinced me that the movie Boytown would be good. but oh no. goodness no.
so i'm at Max's house after the NYE party at chucky's house. we decided to rent out some movies. i chose Disturbia. Max chose Boytown. and we decided to watch a comedy first. about 10mins into the film i started to realise the non-funniness of the film. but i didnt wanna say anything cuz i thought i would ruin the movie for max. turns out she was thinkin the same thing. bout 45mins into the movie it was just too obvious how crap the movie was. i turned to max. she had the exact same expression on her face as i did. the sheer disbelief of how horrible the movie was.
Max: Who are the film makers tryin to appeal to??
Me: Old aussie men? with old aussie men humour?
Max: Yeah... *picks up Boytown dvd cover* do u think old aussie men pick this up and feel compelled to rent it?
Me: ... old aussie women? with old aussie men humour?
it was bout the halfway mark that i really didnt wanna watch the movie anymore.
Me: Max... can we please watch Disturbia?
Max: it doesnt matter how crap this movie is... i cant pay for a movie and NOT finish it.
so we stuck it through together.. we didnt handle it to well... for bout 20 mins of the film consisted of me and max squirming and rolling around in pain, anguish and heartbreaking regret. and just as the movie was nearly finished...
max: omgsh!! i wish they would just die!!
and then.. they did. thats the creative ending of the movie... they all die in a plane crash. worst ending ever and yet... the one we all wanted.
Max: let's write a note for the next customer... "dear rentee of the movie Boytown, you have just spent $4 on the worst movie in the history of cinema films"
i couldn't stop laughing when i saw this video... i mean... not only does it resemble the Boytown video... but watch out for the part where there's a wave comin at them
2:57 - *sings passionately* Huh?? what's that??? AHHH duck everyone!!! .... *gets back up* *continues singing passionately*
Middle guy: NO! I can take it! i'm a big backstreet boy!
Everyone: wait... so suddenly were in the middle of the ocean? and either we have really really long legs or the ocean only goes up to our shins...
these guys should have stopped while they could. theyre the reality of Boytown.
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