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Tea etc... the EMP youth hang out

here's a few things that happened bout 30 mins ago...

Vonnie: Oh look... they have chairs over there.
Me: *stares at chairs* I want the tall one...
Everyone: *turns around* Which guy are u talkin bout? Are you talkin bout Simon?

a while after that...

Ness: *stares at the light in the shape of a light bulb on the wall* You know... that thing looks like a miniature version of what guys pee in....
Everyone: oh. my. gosh...
Ness: urinal urinal URINAL UARNIAL AURIALL

*silence*

Ness: *looks at lightbulb* I want the white one...
Everyone: You mean Colin?

minute later...

Ness: I want the chocolate one...
Everyone: That's bui
Ness: oh.

Sandra: I want the asian one...
Everyone: bahh... GREEDY!!
Heidi: "I love boys *mwah*"

Another one...

Ness: *Points to tiny speck on the table* What's that??
Emily: Your brain.

OH! this one.

Rev Ling: So Tim... it's your birthday?
Timmeh: Yeah.
Rev Ling: mmm I have to push you into a pool with these two beautiful ladies *points to me and audrey*
Timmeh: ........... but why??
Rev Ling: Because it's your birthday!
Timmeh: .............. I don't... understand...
Frances: But we don't have a pool.
Rev Ling: Well we must find one!!

Soooooo random.

13 comments:

[~ vonnie ~] said...

future of the medical world...all in..

a speck.

Homes said...

very speedy...... we all only just got home......

poor poor ness.... all the humour is at her expense......

Anonymous said...

It's all right Ness is used to it.

But yeah indeed speedy lol. Can't believe I missed most of that live.

Hilarious stuff lol.

Timmy said...

oohhhhh.. we were kind of wondering what you guys were laughing at all the time.. i caught little pieces of it... but i lie.. we didnt really wonder that much XD

and yes.. the rev ling moment.. was.. quite.. strange.. hence.. all.. the.. full.. stops..

Anonymous said...

its only natural that you push the birthday boy in the pool with 2 ladies

Anonymous said...

roflmao

Anonymous said...

hahahaha that night was just hilarious... felt sooo sick afterwards...

Anonymous said...

$10
$10
$10
$10
$10
$10

Anonymous said...

$10
$10
$10

michael said...

girls...
-shakes head-

Anonymous said...

TIMMY, FANNY AND AUDREY SITTING IN A POOL
S-W-I-M-I-N-G

Ah, rev ling is just my type of pastor. witty, yet tasteful. and can speil. hmm...do you think she'll mind me calling her Glorialicious?

Anonymous said...

haha. i wonder who that "anonymous" was... >_>

Homes said...

i dont get it.... whats with the $10s??