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Living at Ness'

So I survived 3 days of semi-independence at Ness' house (semi meaning Viv was there). actually... we weren't that independent, mum invited herself over to drop off food and Ness' uncle did the same (i think theyre tryin to send a message here). but regardless, we managed to stay alive.

things got a bit shaky when we had to go shopping for groceries though. it consisted of me and ness standing alone in the fruit aisle, crying cuz we had no clue what to do.

Ness: Is this ripe?
Frank: Dunno.
Ness: *Sobs*
Frank: Hurry up and pick ur fruit.


Candy Section

Ness: Should we get KitKat or Cadbury
Frank: I don't eat alot of chocolate
Ness: *cries*
Frank: Hurry up and pick ur chocolate.


Chip Aisle

Frank: I know exactly what im getting.... TOOOOBS
*Looks for Toobs*
Frank: YAY! on special!
Ness: *cries in aisle*
Frank: ... lets get out of here.


Ness: I can't remember what i had to get...
Frank: Look at ur list.

*Pulls out list*
- Fruit
- Chocolate
- Dog food

Frank: ... u can't remember three things?


And then we had to go look for a movie at Blockbuster cuz i was dying from study-boredom-syndrome (who am i kidding, it was cheap tuesday)


New Release section

Ness: You pick the movie this time, i always pick.
Frank: Ok.
Ness: *picks up a dvd*... can we watch this one?


Comedy Section

Ness: WHY DON'T THEY HAVE FUNNY MOVIES ANYMORE??
Frank: dunno.
Ness: *cries in comedy section*
Frank: Hurry up and pick ur movie.


Counter

Ness: Excuse me, i'm looking for this dance movie... its about this guy... and he dances... and he joins a group.. and they dance together... and then they win a competition.
Blockbuster dude: umm... yeah.. u just described every dance movie in existance
Frank: is there like... a Dance Section?
Blockbuster dude: umm.. no... there's like a total of three dance movies.



Watching 'Stomp the yard'

Ness: Man! this is so lame!
Frank: I KNOW!!
Ness: ... i love it.


So after all that fun at the Tay residence, i came back to the Dong residence to be greeted by a familiar friend...

ever since my dad made salty duck and got a compliment from Emily's grandma, he's been making it over and over ever since... and this is what i wake up to see in the kitchen while fixing some cereal..





















even worse when i get up in the middle of the nite for a drink of water, stumble in the darkness and see this little naked alien in the kitchen

anyways back to study *sobs*

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

*looks at plucked duck*
you just made my day

Anonymous said...

duck! bahahahaha
you should introduce your dad to a good mate of mine: the fridge =)

Anonymous said...

lol sven... i think he was DRAINING IT OF ITS BLOOOOOOOOD!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:K

fanny dong said...

lol yes notice the icecream container underneath, dont wanna run into that box early in the morning..

Anonymous said...

AHH A NAKED CHICKEN :|

Ness said...

HAHAHA!...*sobs and runs away*

Anonymous said...

that duck looks really scaaary....

poor ness... she never wins...

Unknown said...

nice stuff... duck is good. very good... even better when it's roasted...